The Premise:
Some girl sends me a message randomly, Asking if I want to “do the deed.” I’m not sure who it is, but just in case, I treat it as if it was someone trying to incriminate me for some reason. Anyways, she has been talking to me for a few minutes. I haven’t been really saying anything except that I was “willing to try something new” and she had just instructed me to whipped out my manhood. While this is all happening, I’m telling Scott about it and I’ve just invited him into the conversation.
Scott has been added to the conversation.
Josh says:
Double team.
Scott says:
Sweet
Josh says:
It's out of the bag.
baby doll says:
whos this
Scott says:
I'm the dessert sweetie.
baby doll says:
ok cool
Josh says:
is anyone still wearing pants?
Scott says:
I'm not.
baby doll says:
nope
Scott says:
Damn, now I'm all hot and bothered....
baby doll says:
stroke it
Scott says:
Ok...
Scott says:
Wait.
Scott says:
Will you help me?
baby doll says:
oh ya
Scott says:
No, I was talking to my friend.
Josh says:
i'm one step ahead of you scott
Scott says:
Oh, I can tell already...
baby doll says:
what u 2 doin lol
Josh says:
yeaah uh huh
Scott says:
Give it to me
Josh says:
i'm givin
Scott says:
Rub it around me ear, you know how much I like that....
baby doll says:
cmon you guys
Josh says:
oh god yes
Josh says:
now do me at the same time
Josh says:
you've got two hands
Scott says:
I've got two feet as well...
Scott says:
You know where those are going....
Josh says:
ohh i love it
Scott says:
That's what you said last time. Except this time I just took off my shoe, so it's a bit sweaty, and not as dry as last time....
Josh says:
Use your toes
Scott says:
Feels so squishy!
baby doll says:
u guys
baby doll says:
dont be dumb
Josh says:
Okay, well why don't you start calling some of the shots
baby doll has left the conversation.
Scott says:
AW DAMN
Scott says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Josh says:
Dammit, lost her!
Scott says:
OH SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS