The Premise:

Some girl sends me a message randomly, Asking if I want to “do the deed.” I’m not sure who it is, but just in case, I treat it as if it was someone trying to incriminate me for some reason. Anyways, she has been talking to me for a few minutes. I haven’t been really saying anything except that I was “willing to try something new” and she had just instructed me to whipped out my manhood. While this is all happening, I’m telling Scott about it and I’ve just invited him into the conversation.

 

 

 Scott has been added to the conversation.

 

Josh says:

Double team.

Scott says:

Sweet

Josh says:

It's out of the bag.

baby doll says:

whos this

Scott says:

I'm the dessert sweetie.

baby doll says:

ok cool

Josh says:

is anyone still wearing pants?

Scott says:

I'm not.

baby doll says:

nope

Scott says:

Damn, now I'm all hot and bothered....

baby doll says:

stroke it

Scott says:

Ok...

Scott says:

Wait.

Scott says:

Will you help me?

baby doll says:

oh ya

Scott says:

No, I was talking to my friend.

Josh says:

i'm one step ahead of you scott

Scott says:

Oh, I can tell already...

baby doll says:

what u 2 doin lol

Josh says:

yeaah uh huh

Scott says:

Give it to me

Josh says:

i'm givin

Scott says:

Rub it around me ear, you know how much I like that....

baby doll says:

cmon you guys

Josh says:

oh god yes

Josh says:

now do me at the same time

Josh says:

you've got two hands

Scott says:

I've got two feet as well...

Scott says:

You know where those are going....

Josh says:

ohh i love it

Scott says:

That's what you said last time. Except this time I just took off my shoe, so it's a bit sweaty, and not as dry as last time....

Josh says:

Use your toes

Scott says:

Feels so squishy!

baby doll says:

u guys

baby doll says:

dont be dumb

Josh says:

Okay, well why don't you start calling some of the shots

 

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Scott says:

AW DAMN

Scott says:

HAHAHAHAHA

Josh says:

Dammit, lost her!

Scott says:

OH SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS